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Vanity: Worst Baby Names
11/26/01
Posted on 11/26/2001 9:13:15 AM PST by Phantom Lord
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To: Phantom Lord
Wolfgang is a GREAT name for a little boy....and Wolf for a Big boy......
Couldn't wait to name my first that...
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posted on
11/26/2001 9:23:33 AM PST
by
hobbes1
To: Phantom Lord
Jacob is a good name.But bad names, hmm...
"Clinton" is the worst I can think of, but I think they'd be onto you.
Beaureguard. Rastus. Rollo. Mehitabel. Abercrombie. Shmuel. Shlomo. Aloysius. Raffles. Haaken. Griselda. Rabindranath. Poindexter. Liberace. Ebeneezer. Obadiah.
Or the one I proposed for my son Jake: Asabee (pronounced ASS-uh-bay). It's a Pennsylvania Dutch name.
To: Phantom Lord
No-brainer: Osama.
To: Phantom Lord
By far, the worst name for a male child: "Bruthie"
To: Phantom Lord
Any of the Jackson Family names should get them to quiet down...
TITO
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posted on
11/26/2001 9:24:00 AM PST
by
alisasny
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To: Phantom Lord
Latrina for a girl and Nosmo'king for a boy.
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posted on
11/26/2001 9:24:32 AM PST
by
ar10
To: Phantom Lord
Osama and Hillary? Nice name for twins maybe? *ROFL*
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posted on
11/26/2001 9:24:48 AM PST
by
Happygal
To: Phantom Lord
Oglethorpe Laden III
To: Phantom Lord
I had a great-aunt named Clydie Belle. Can't get much worse than that. And my maternal grandfathers first name was Gratz.
To: alisasny
Colton.
To: Phantom Lord
To: Phantom Lord
How's Terri William Terwilliger or Terry Will Terwilliger. That should drive people nuts.
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posted on
11/26/2001 9:25:11 AM PST
by
oyez
To: Phantom Lord
Girls names are easy. Just think of all those great aunts you have. How about Geraldine Esther, Adelheide, Gertrude, Agnes, Josephine, Agatha, Henrietta.
For boys start with "h", Harold, Howard, Heinrich. Then add some names to get your kid beat up with. Norman, Freddy, Oscar, Oliver.
I wanted to name a son Phineas, but my husband wasn't up for it. There's always Erasmus, Obidiah, and Silas.
Good Luck.
To: Happygal
Nothing really. It just doesn't go with Terwilliger, and it brings instantly to mind a stereotypical Irish Drunkard.
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posted on
11/26/2001 9:25:38 AM PST
by
Loopy
To: Phantom Lord
Well, here's my contribution.
Went to school with a girl named Ignacita,
also lived close to a guy named Peter Holder (Ha Ha)
or any of the following: Beula, Bertha, Winona, Ashley (boy), Osama, Regis
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posted on
11/26/2001 9:25:45 AM PST
by
TwoBear
To: Physicist
Throatwarbler Mangrove Whistlestop Winklestein.
To: Phantom Lord
For girls you could go with the ever popular Ashley, Lauren, Madison, Taylor, Destiny or the like. For boys you could try to match those names with Biff, Buff, that type of thing, but nobody gives a boy a name like that. Perhaps Rupert? Logan? Chase?
Your last name makes it harder. We have one that has endless combinations with other words. We terrorized our relatives with the first kid. They dont ask anymore. ;-)
Perhaps you could go with something from current events? Osama, Mullah, or Omar? Blair? Rummy?
patent +AMDG
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posted on
11/26/2001 9:26:06 AM PST
by
patent
To: alisasny
LOL!
How are you..... good I hope!
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posted on
11/26/2001 9:26:20 AM PST
by
Dog
To: Physicist; Phantom Lord
Jacob means "deceiver"
Ichabod means "the Glory (of God) has departed"
Biblical names, but not the best meanings.
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posted on
11/26/2001 9:26:30 AM PST
by
Jerry_M
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