[Bush2000]

Bill Gates doesn't really love you.

Nope, but Jesus does. And really ... do you honestly think that Jobs gives a rat's ass about you people?

[Skooz]

BLASPHEMY! Jobs loves his minions. I think he said so once. He smiled at me from a TV documentary one time. I am sure he was looking at me. But, I didn't have the VCR on so I didn't record it for proof. I'm so stupid! I'm so stupid! I'm so stupid!