[hinckley buzzard]

Change form into a cat? Nah, nobody believes that. What we know is that if you use the right drugs you can change form into a bird. See Carlos Castenada, The Yaqui Way of Knowledge.

Fortunately, children are probably better judges of this dreck than some adults.

[Tuxedo]

Hey neighbor! I live in Brunswick. I remember when someone told me that Brunswick meant "witch's broom".