[JoJo the Clown]

You are so right. I was introduced to witchcraft through "The Wizard of Oz." I tried hard to be like Glenda, but once exposed to the world of magic, I ended up modeling my life after the Wicked Witch of the West. I eventually found my way into Oz, which is a very real place, you know. I can honestly say I regret ever taking that yellow brick road, but I blame it all on Ray Bolger and Jack Haley. They just made it look like so much fun. Now, to this day, whenever I hear a Judy Garland song, I start brewing up a cauldron of frog noses, and howl at the moon. Then there was "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs." Don't go there. Don't even get me started. But what do I know? I'm just a clown.