Okay, okay, I must have missed JimRobs directive that sarcasm, irony, pathos and self-depricating humor were no longer acceptable here on FR. I hereby stipulate for the record that I knew the meaning of literary and have even been known to pore over the occasional tome.
Henceforth I shall employ humor, to quote the Raven, "Nevermore".
If you buy that one, I have some choice oceanfront property in Wyoming for sale.
I have know lit·er·ar·y people, who couldn't learn their times table.
Gore (clinto) voters all.