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To: Savage Beast
The people of Bolinas, California, have been known to take down traffic signs leading to the town. They don't want anyone to know it's there--let alone visit it. Too bad Florida people weren't clever enough to do that.

We did something better: renamed the Florida Turnpike the Ronald Reagan Turnpike. Liberals from the Northeast driving down to retire have been known to have strokes when they see the signs.

19 posted on 11/23/2001 5:55:45 AM PST by LarryLied
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To: LarryLied
Re post #19. Hey, that was a good idea! Stroke 'em out! That's one way!

In western North Carolina, they call all transplants "Florida people". This is not meant to be flattering.

"Half-backs" are people who moved from the North to Florida, didn't like it, and moved half-way back. This is not meant to be flattering either.

The people of western North Carolina are truly nice--let me hasten to say. They could not be nicer or better people. They are open-minded and welcoming.

Well I guess I just did in western North Carolina. Property values will escalate. Make way for the freeways.

Sorry, Appalachia.

Why can't I learn to keep my big mouth shut!

38 posted on 11/23/2001 6:32:08 AM PST by Savage Beast
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To: LarryLied
We did something better: renamed the Florida Turnpike the Ronald Reagan Turnpike. Liberals from the Northeast driving down to retire have been known to have strokes when they see the signs.

Brilliant! Absolutely briliant!

253 posted on 11/23/2001 9:39:52 AM PST by WOSG
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To: LarryLied
The Floriduh Turnpike is Ronald Reagan Turnpike???? Be still my heart. IF I still watched C-Spam, I prbably would have heard the same old biddies everyday telling us that.....but alas I do NOT watch C-SPAM...tooooo one sided...Steve Scully is a lefty rudeboy.
279 posted on 11/23/2001 10:09:56 AM PST by Ann Archy
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