[BunnySlippers]

Uusually the question is "why aren't you married?" ... in which case you say "Just lucky I guess".

[The Shrew]

Uusually the question is "why aren't you married?" ... in which case you say "Just lucky I guess"

That is a great one. I have not used this as yet but would contemplate it if the asker were aggressive enough:

(If a woman!) "If I were married, it would prohibit the incredible affair you and I should share."

(If a man!) "My ethics wouldn't let me cheat on my wife, but being single let's me pursue yours with no problem!"

Regards,

TS