[constable tom]

My brother told me he has a friend who went to school with twins named Lemongello and Orangello. Seems their Mom took their names from something she found in her kitchen cabinets. He swears this is a true story. You just can't top true life as a source of comedy.

[Phantom Lord]

Speaking of twins. Want to talk about confusion. My friends mother is an identical twin. Her name is Leona. Her sister, Leonora.