Might not be such a bad deal if you love your boss. (and if they are the opposite sex!)
Besides, think of the raises you'ld get! :^)
Picture your soul as a big bowl of Jello. Now picture that bowl of Jello haveing a straw inserted into. Now picture that straw being used to slowly suck out all of the Jello. You will be left with just a bowl and divorce will take half of that.
A half bowl with no Jello is no fun.