Darth Sidious Proposes Marriage To His Girlfriend Lisa!

theforce.net ^ | 11/20/01 | Darth Sidious

[CheneyChick]

Do you ever sometimes hit the "Post Reply" button and then decide you didn't want to post something cuz it doesn't sound quite right....?

[Lazamataz]

You should never take your tool out, unless you are at home. No sense in letting some little hussy get ahold of it. If you do, you might lose your tool outright. On the other hand, you might get your tool dirty and they are prone to corrosion if misused. Don't tempt yourself -- just keep your tool where it belongs -- in your pants pocket.

[lowbridge]

Do you ever sometimes hit the "Post Reply" button and then decide you didn't want to post something cuz it doesn't sound quite right....?

Oh yeah. But what does it matter? It's always good to hear from CheneyChick :-)

[Registered]

WE GOT IT ALREADY LAZ!!!!!!

[AmishDude]

Whoa! Wait a minute, I didn't check out the source. I didn't know our very own Darth Sidious is part of the theforce.net staff!

That is a great website. You guys do nice work. It's a kick to know one of you is a Freeper. All kidding aside, that's a nice poem. You should write your own. Chicks dig that. Even if it's terrible. It'll get you points redeemable for your next screw-up.

Hey, if she likes your quirks, she's a keeper.

[Bikers4Bush]

Non-traditional, is one thing D.

A theme wedding (especially one that has a bunch of guys beating each other with light up sticks) is a whole different scary a$$ thing.

[Sabertooth]

Is that Saber registered?

I've even had my shots!

You should have seen the ballistics test.

[stevio]

Thank You. Actually, I made a mistake in the math, she's 7 days old today. They grow up so fast.

[Sabertooth]

Is that Saber registered?

BTW, CC, you just came up with today's today's Spontaneous Tautology #2!

[Hugh Akston]

Aren't most Brigadier's just the warmest, most adoring people you have ever met?

Hoping to hear of a resounding YES Darth. Best of luck!

[who knows what evil?]

...and the big, huge Free Republic bachelor party for Chris at Don Pablo's in Asheville was when? I'll be the one wearing the Marvel Comics' Spider-Man jacket...

[Jefferson Adams]

And a woman is just a woman, but a good Cigar is a Smoke.

He does have a point there...

[CheneyChick]

BTW, CC, you just came up with today's today's Spontaneous Tautology #2!

I hate it when I do that.

[Billie]

You are a very romantic person, Chris, and I'll bet Lisa just melted getting a proposal like this. Congratulations when she says yes!

[Ms. AntiFeminazi]

So what's the answer? I actually read the whole thread hoping to find a YES!

Best Wishes :)

[patent]

Personally, I think that if he stayed single and took a luxury trip to Thailand twice a year, he'd have more disposable income, and he'd get lucky twice as often...

You can only make it once a year?

[Jefferson Adams]

Yeah, I'm all broken up about it.

Well, go nibble on your tail and let the rest of us celebrate with Chris & Lisa.