Reminds me of a incident that happened when I was at the Naval Academy. Boxing was part of the prerequisite phys ed curriculum. I wear glasses .. very thick ones .. with eyesight that just barely got me into the Academy on a medical waiver. Anyway, to box, I had to take my glasses off. I got in the ring and was having a grand old time beating the crap out of my opponent, who was obviously so stunned by my pummeling that he didn't respond.
It wasn't until the end of the round that somebody bothered to tell me that I was beating up on the turnbuckes in one corner of the ring.
Well, at least you didn't beat the tar out of the referee ;)