found a, I swear to God, a 2 inch long cockroach IN THE REFRIGERATOR!!! And, get this, it was still ALIVE! God, amazing. Guess everying is big in Texas...... That's nothing! I know of a 6 foot piss ant that lived next to an ice cube in Arkansas for 12 years, and Washington, D.C. for 8 more.
That's a good one.