[footstomper]

You need to know your monetary history before you back yourself into a corner. Yeah I have a couple two dollar bills.

[Paul Atreides]

I worked in several types of retail for several years of my life and never came across a two dollar bill being used in a purchase transaction. I never denied on this thread that a two dollar bill exists. This whole mess started because I said "queer as a two dollar bill" rather than "queer as a three dollar bill". It is not a phrase I use every day of my life so spare me the firing squad if it is not correct.