Somehow I don't think we're going to see a USS William J. Clinton anytime soon.
Sure we will. It will be the name of a hospital ship used to treat victims of STDs. Other ships in that class will be the USS Monica Lewinski, the USS Fanny Fox, the USS Wilbur Mills, the USS Gary Harpence, and the USS Donna Rice. The Brits are going to buy a ship in that class and call it HMS Ruby Keeler.
(Hey for grins, anyone remember the SF novel that took place, in part on the Ruby Keeler?)
Garbage scows have names too :-o