[Harrison Bergeron]

Once they shut down all the porn stores, the next step is to address the outrageous public indecency of all of the women who walk around absolutely naked underneath their clothing and undergarments - even when they're at church, or around children! We just can't have this. The obvious sensible and morally correct solution is to make women wear clothes over top of their clothes.

[justshutupandtakeit]

I hereby volunteer for the position of Official Ladies Underwear Inspector. All in violation will have to accompany me to the back room for conference.