Bill Clinton and George W. Bush somehow wound up in a barber shop at the same time. They sat there quietly, neither one speaking to the other. The barbers in the shop were reluctant to say anything either because they did not want to start any political talk that could lead to an argument.
The barber that was working on Clinton finished clipping his hair and leaned over to grab a bottle of aftershave off the counter. Just then Clinton said, "No! No! None of that! My wife Hillary will think I've been in a whore house!"
A minute later the barber working on Bush finished and reached over for the after shave. Bush said, "By all means, go ahead! My wife Laura wouldn't know what the inside of a whore house smelled like!"