BAGHDAD DEBUT FOR NEW SUPER BOMBER?
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XXXXX FUDGE REPORT XXXXX MON DEC 30, 2002 09:51:24 ET XXXXX
PREVIOUSLY UNDISCLOSED SOURCE AT ANONYMOUS LOCATION EXCLUSIVE
Conflicting reports result of new stealth technology, self-described knowledgable scientist, who has heard of the Pentagon, tells the FUDGE REPORT.
"It's these young fly-boys, they wanted to change aircraft skins during play," says source in email exchange.
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"They're really not B-52s, B-58s, B-69s, or B-1's," explains our source (who's IP traces to Nigeria). "It's actually the new Aurora bomber and will be field tested over Iraq, just like the F-117 was. We almost didn't think Hussein would approve the test, but things look on schedule now."
The Aurora (shown below) is capable of projecting the appearance of any aircraft when viewed visually, while at the same time remaining invisible to RADAR, LASER, and SONAR detection.
"Really, we got the idea from the folks at ID Software when they were updating our flight simulators...," our source quotes a test pilot dressed in an all black bell bottomed flight suit. "I mean how cool is that, one minute your flying a vintage B-52 bomber and the next a P-51 Mustang!"
In a Fudge Report exclusive, actual photographs of the Aurora using the new visual stealth technology were sent as attachments and be viewed here EXCLUSIVELY!
