[CounterCounterCulture]

You'll have to buy the mag to get the full story...
or you can just read over the comments on the PREVIOUS CHELSEA THREADS

[CounterCounterCulture]

Gwyneth Paltrow graces the cover with a partial showing of her breasts

[isthisnickcool]

American schools not good enough for her?

[Revelation 911]

just goes to show you that a turd is difficult to shine- nasty pics

reads:me me me me , mom mom , dad, me

This needs a chunder alert

[Buckeroo]

I have always wondered why she looks like Hubbel. With all things in perspective, of course.

[Deckard]

(I don't want to go to) Chelsea

[Druidstl]

Memo to Chelsea: You are insignificant to the lives of everyday Americans. Your Stanford "education" is a joke, and judging by your mindless and insipid comments, I'm sure that the school isn't too happy that an imbicile such as yourself has single-handidly devalued a degree from Stanford. Please go away.

[CounterCounterCulture]

BUMP for the Chelsea Clinton fan club

[Commiewatcher]

"You'll have to buy the mag to get the full story..."

You must be kidding. Do you realize how much Charmin I could buy for that??

[NYCVirago]

Oy! How does Tina Brown reconcile these comments:

"Chelsea’s story is an incredibly powerful and personal one," says Tina Brown, editor-in- chief of Talk magazine. "Her story is eloquently told. Her perspective is both insightful and provocative. Chelsea’s story proves her to be a gifted writer, mature beyond her years."

With Chelsea writing this:

"Before September 11 I wouldn’t have believed I had many innocences left." So begins Clinton’s intensely emotional account.

"Innocences"? Since when does "innocence" have a plural version? It's like making "virginity" a plural!

[Howlin]

"Chelsea’s story is an incredibly powerful and personal one,"

What an insult to every victim of the WTC.

[csvset]

Chelsea's future?

[boycott]

Hey Chelsea,

Americans have heard enough crap from your family. You are just like your parents. You want to divide. Put a sock in that mouth of yours. No one wants to hear anymore Clinton garbage.

[RnMomof7]

As she reeled from the tragedy in her midst, Clinton also rallied at the sense of community around her: "I have never felt such a strong sense of belonging…as I did that day.

This poor ugly duckling has never "belonged" anywhere.

Born to politically ambitious parents ,she can not be sure who her father is or if she was born simply to be campaign tool..

Raised by nannys when she did have "quaility" time with mom and dad they taunted and tortured her with the words of their "enemies" to toughen her up..(a kind of emotional abortion).They knew she would hear the truth..but they wanted her to believe the lies they lived

It is telling that the attack of 9/11 made her feel like being a part of something for the first time in her life...

Pathetic young woman!

[garbanzo]

I hate to say this...but you know the photographer took several pictures of her that day...and this was the best one he could get...after having her hair styled and makeup applied.

[mountaineer]

That’s when I realized that I had become a New Yorker. I expect now that I’ll always be one.

Planning to run for Mummy's seat in the Senate, Chels? Oh, for a dynasty - the Kennedys, the Bayhs, the Mollohans - all those political families who hand down Congressional seats from one generation to the next. And now, the Rodham Clintons. *snif* I'm just glad to say I was alive to see its beginning. Or is that beginnings. Or innocences.

[Dakota gal in Seattle]

PLEEZE!!!!!

[BunnySlippers]

If I were to give advise to Bill and Hillary it would be to give their daughter a "chin job" (plastic surgery). It would go a long way in improving Chelsea's appearance.

[cgbg]

I hope you don't run into James Ballard over there. He specializes in satirizing American icons and celebrities (and he has a special fondness for big ugly things). He may have no choice but to write a new short story "Why I Don't Want To F___ Chelsea Clinton".

It could be added as an epilogue to a new edition of "The Atrocity Exhibition". ;-)

[rockfish59]

'a chump at oxford'!

[rockfish59]

is she the 'first black child'?
or is she studying to be a couch potato?