Talk Exclusive with Chelsea Clinton (NEW PICS!)

Talk Magazine ^ | December 2001/January 2002 issue | Chelsea Clinton/Tina Brown/???

[BunnySlippers]

If I were to give advise to Bill and Hillary it would be to give their daughter a "chin job" (plastic surgery). It would go a long way in improving Chelsea's appearance.

[cgbg]

I hope you don't run into James Ballard over there. He specializes in satirizing American icons and celebrities (and he has a special fondness for big ugly things). He may have no choice but to write a new short story "Why I Don't Want To F___ Chelsea Clinton".

It could be added as an epilogue to a new edition of "The Atrocity Exhibition". ;-)

[rockfish59]

'a chump at oxford'!

[rockfish59]

is she the 'first black child'?
or is she studying to be a couch potato?

[Benrand]

She's a bona fide geeeenius, alright.

Maybe she can "compartmentalize" like her geeenius Dad.

[Cannon6]

Why did you post this piece of crap? The less we see of the clintons the better off we will be.

[Zipporah]

What is funny ... Platrow is so very think she has to 'squish' hers flat to make it look like she has any! Geez.. how weird.

[Constitutional Patriot]

Chelsea who? Who cares?!!?

[blake6900]

Chelsea: "Today I find myself shocked into a new awareness of how much I loved the country I grew up in."

Hey dipshit, I got a news flash for ya...if you or your parents really loved this country for what it is and not what it can give you, you wouldn't have had to be "shocked into a new awareness of how much" you loved it. The feeling would have always been there.

Obviously, giving Chelsea a forum in which to "impress the subjects" allowed her to step on herself. She's let us in on more truth than she planned but then, isn't that always the way with bullsh!t artists...and their kids?

[LibertarianLiz]

"Innocences"? Since when does "innocence" have a plural version? It's like making "virginity" a plural

Gee, perhaps this has something to do with all of those classes she missed while attending Stanford?

[christine]

~BIG applause~

thankyouverymuch! :)

[TLBSHOW]

Just last week she was called a Freeper? LOL

[Texaggie79]

There ain't no deny'in that that is a Clinton honker.

[LADY J]

'a chump at oxford'!

More like a Chimp at Oxford!

[Fintan]

"Innocences"? Since when does "innocence" have a plural version? It's like making "virginity" a plural!

I thought the same thing.

'Course, it does explain what she was doing with taxpayer dollars at Stanford....

[Osinski]

Are those breasts real?

[Terry Mross]

Will someone explain to this girl that she's too damn ugly to be posing for cameras?

[Texas Eagle]

"The hardest part was walking through the makeshift morgue to thank the clergy members who were there blessing victims’ remains. To this day I can’t imagine where they found the strength and will." Obviously she hasn't lost any of her idiotnesses.

[CounterCounterCulture]

Why did you post this piece of crap?

I'm sadistic. Mwu-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaa!

[rockfish59]

as in 'smirking'??