[Hemlock]

i used to be sales manager for a local distributing company here..all the salesmen were strictly commission...to motivate them, i posted this little cartoon on the bulletin board in the sales room..don't remember where i got it and unfortunately don't still have it...the cartoon was of a man riding a donkey..the caption was...to get on your feet, you must first get off your ass!! i have never forgotten this little cartoon..sometimes the most prophetic truths can be so simple.

I resent stupid, motivational cartoons.

How about, "to ride an ass, you must first get off your feet." I like that one much better....

[cajun-jack]

i agree (mostly) but this one actually made sense!

[Come get it]

How about "to ride a moose, you must first eat some cheese!"