If Hillary gets one, it's one of two things:
1. She mailed it to herself so she can play martyr.
2. I'm mailing in my sleep.
Then she would hire starving children from Harlem to lick each letter before getting a morsel of food. She would have them watched for several days in order to find out if they got sick.(Hillary's new healthcare plan). Once the single moms ran out of mail, she would declare her district was now fully employed as a result of her actions. Once some of the starving kids beat the rickets after licking 10,000 letters and still surviving, she would announce her healthcare plan was a complete success.
Are you lurking babe? I gotta chance for a paycheck don't I?