[colorado tanker]

Mullah Omar: "Run, but do not run like chicken, run like turkey!" LOL!

If Omar is announcing "evacuation," his troops have probably been pushed out already by Pushtun militias.

[financeprof]

Mullah Omar: Taliban, why are you running?

Taliban: Cuz I can't fly!

[SupplySider]

If Omar is announcing "evacuation," his troops have probably been pushed out already by Pushtun militias.

Maybe when he mentioned evacuation he was talking about the bodily reponses his commanders.