Including the evidently aired ONCE (then scheduled reairings were reportedly canceled) report by the BBC video crew of amphibious training of Mainland China PLA soldiers. Persistently the BBC crew members would ask individuals near them what they were practicing for--expecting "the Taiwan invasion" to be the answer. Only the answer was ALWAYS: "To invade the USA!"
But we all KNOW that there are NO valid conspiracy theories.
We all KNOW life shall go on as it always has.
We all KNOW Bimbo Crusher couldn't have been THAT much of a traitor.
We all KNOW globalism is just a silly urban legend.
We all KNOW that anyone who thinks otherwise is awash in a sea of tinfoil hats. . . and rightly so.
Right?
You're right. That's why I'm drafting a national bill to eliminate the prosecutorial charge of Conspriacy across the country. I hope to have it ready for my congressman to submit after the 1st of the year. I'm sure it will sail through both houses and be signed by the President.
Finally, we'll be rid of that absurd injustice. No more "Conspiracy to commit..." charges. No more wasting the court's time with such frivolous fiction. After all, we all know that conspiracy doesn't exist. ;^)
Then they're hallucinating. (Or pulling the BBC's leg.)
China has a zillion troops, but practically no navy and damned few transport planes. How would the PLA get to the US to invade -- swim?
The best military analysis says that they'd even be hard pressed to move enough troops a few miles over water to attack *Taiwan* effectively.
If the PLA tried to come to the US to invade, their incoming planes and ships (and the troops they contained) would quickly end up at the bottom of the ocean.