[sneakypete]

No whiskey and no country music!?!
I'd just as soon go jump off the nearest bridge!

Huh? I thought it was that combination that MADE people jump from bridges,not the lack of it. You know,the old "My dog done died and left me-Oh woe is me!" stuff.

[Constitution Day]

I'm talking the OLD country - Johnny Cash, Marty Robbins, etc.

There is a country song that makes fun of just what you're talking about, though.