NOW you've got me skeered,you little cretin. I'm just all atremble that such a great "Imperial Warrior" as yourself is now threatening my life. I'll bet you're really "butch" at all the Star Trek conventions.
Here's a tip for you,little boy. No matter WHAT your mama told you,the world doesn't revolve around you,and you ain't as smart OR as "bad" as you think you are. If you were to ever call me a "punk" to my face,you would find this out. I would change your life forever.