[doug from upland]

The TIMES sucks. They keep calling me to take the rag and I tell them I will take it when they expose Bill Clinton's rape of Juanita Broaddrick, when they use the correct words "illegal aliens," and when they dump Bill Shearer. Not before.

[LantzALot]

Isn't it fun to try to talk substance to a telemarketer who is probably sitting in some boiler room in Jersey, and couldn't get a message to the editorial department -- or even the circulation department, for that matter -- if (s)he wanted to? Oh, well. At least it makes ME feel better to say at least SOMETHING when one of them calls.