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This is what we do to Osama. 1. Put him in prision w ten 300lb weightlifters. Supply them with a special KY jelly made from pig fat (guess what for). Run porno on tv's all around the cell -- maybe featuring pigs. Give the weightlifters plenty of Viagra. Then, after about a year, give osama a sex change. Then put him back in the cell. Wait another year. Then... Torture him with a meatgrinder, limb by limb, just a little more slowly every day, gnaw away at them. At the same time, skin him alive little by little while putting salt in the wounds. When he is close to dying, slowly roast him in an oven. When he is closer to death, take him out, baste him with pig oil, and then quarter horse him. I think that outght to make the next idiot who wants to bomb us think twice.