In addition, wouldn't the ground crews eventually become suspicious at all the bullet-sized concavities in the engine housings (and fuselage) caused by the near misses?
If you ask this guy, he'll tell you it has been obvious that Stephen King had murdered John Lennon and that Richard Nixon was involved. There is a dead dog in the story and an airplane crash. It's all obvious if you're not oblivious! Oh yes, and awake too.