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To: BigWaveBetty
Curious confusion swirls around former first daughter Chelsea Clinton's upcoming essay Nah, her little thoughts swirl and collide, then the mixed up little thoughts randomly settle to a remote part of her brain that then transfers the thoughts to her mouth. Then she hears the words come out of her mouth and knows that, just like her father/stepfather, since she spoke, it must be true. Because the world awaits every thought that one of the Klintons have, she must then write these thoughts down. Soon, all of these one sentence paragraphs become an essay. Since all of the world awaits these thoughts, she must grace a magazine with her talent... does this about cover it? Remember, crack kills.
8 posted on 11/09/2001 8:01:23 PM PST by Jaded
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To: Jaded
WE HAVE A WINNER!
10 posted on 11/09/2001 8:06:31 PM PST by BigWaveBetty
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To: Jaded
Soon, all of these one sentence paragraphs become an essay.

This reminded me about the claim, "a dozen monkeys left alone in a room with a dozen typewriters, given enough time could write the classics..." (or something like that).

75 posted on 11/10/2001 6:16:28 AM PST by Snardius
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