[Sir Gawain]

I bet either plan would be unconstitutional. Ah, who cares anymore, right?

[StockAyatollah]

You are wrong sir! I have my copy of the Constitution right here and it clearly states:

Congress shall have the power to steal money from the productive and give it to snotty, liberal college kids so they can drive welfare mammas to get more food stamps, and later graduate to work on Barney Frank's staff.