[Paul Atreides]

Note that TOADUS's story is just like Obubba Been Laiden's speech given when he was moving into his Harlem swinger's club: he made up a story on the spot about when he came back from England, the 'hood was his first stop. Now TOADUS's story is growing exponentially each day. First it was she was several blocks away, then it was she was thinking about jogging near the WTC while swilling coffee, and now look at it!! Also, all this happened in September and they are just getting the article in for the December issue?! Sounds like they gave TOADUS, BLOATUS, and GOATUS a while to get their stories honed before submitting the article.

[cardinal4]

TOADUS,BLOATUS AND GOATUS.Sounds like a dirty limerick you would see on a bathroom wall.Oh wait,they ARE a dirty limerick you would see on a bathroom wall.