[Angelique]

Why Christie! You just brought on a great marketing idea! How about the Grinning Goat or the Laughing Lamb.

Did you know that the legend is that cheese was invented by an Arab going through the desert with milk over 4,000 years ago. He ate and drank his curdles and whey that evening....could have been AZ for all we know!

"The Big Cheese?" Jefferson received a wheel over 1,000 pounds. Thus, onlookers nommed the gift. Watch me on jeapordy tonight!

[Martin Tell]

Several years ago a man went down to his local welfare office to pick up his free government cheese. All they had left was a giant wheel. The man was a bit perturbed - he did not know how he would get it home. He finally decided to wheel it down the street. Well, on a steep hill it got away from him. It rolled down the street and hit a guy waiting for a bus from behind. The guy picked it up and took it home. He brought it into his wife:"Look what I found, honey!" He said showing his wife. "What is it?" She inquired. "Why it's a wheel of nacho cheese." He informed her. "How do you know that? There's no label on it." Her husband replied, "Well, when I got on the bus, this dude was running down the street yelling 'Hey, that's nacho cheese!'"