[BlueLancer]

Re: 16, your list of requirements for discovering the meaning of "CHEESE", you forgot The Secret Handshake Requirement.

Remember that, without using The Secret Handshake first, your Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy Membership Card self-destructs.

And then a Møøse shows up and bites you.

[Constitution Day]

Secret message below:

Sssshhh!!! I was trying to flush any lurkers and/or Freeper poseurs out into the open!
Whaddaya trying to do, give away ALL the secret double-naught spy type stuff?