[wimpycat]

The CITADEL has a "Muslim Students Association"? And it is big enough to have a damn "executive committee"? Beyond belief.

They meet in a phone booth off campus.

I believe the Citadel's honor system has been violated, which should at least get him kicked out of that venerable institution--at the very least. They're real big on the honor system there.

[CitadelArmyJag]

Hilarious... and an accurate description!