Ask for "Mayor Green" on the answering machine -- and then start chuckling, and belly-laughing, and chortling and snickering.
The whiny little rat-faced weed and his simpering crew of self-righteous simpletons will cherish those messages when they arrive to clean out their desks tomorrow.
Fellow New Yorkers, rejoice! With luck, our property values may have just been saved.
I just did it, I left a message:
"I would like to speak to mayor Grean... BWAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAAA AHAHHAHHAHA AHAHHA AHHHAHAHHA AHHAHHA U LUZER"
LOL That wuz fun!!