Former Dallas Cowboy Nate Newton Arrested for Marijuana (213 pounds!)

AP wire ^ | November 6, 2001 | AP

[Grampa Dave]

HLL posted, "What the article fails to meantion was that the van was also hauling a trailer full of Fritos."

Actually the trailer was filled with Fritos, Oreo's and CheezeWhiz spread/melt. When blended together in a Frito bag and micro waved or wrapped in aluminum foil and then placed on the van's engine block it becomes munchie manna. The mixture handles all munchie craving of these brave libertarians trying to medicate themselves with 213 pounds of marijuana!

A quick glance at Nate Newton confirms that he has consumed a few tons of munchie manna in his pursuit of freedom as granted to him by his bill of rights!

[basil]

Once Jerry Jones took over, the Dallas Cowboys morphed into the Dallas Convicts. This former long-time season-ticket holder was only able to remain a fan for about 2 more years after Jones came on the scene. As far as I'm concerned, he's just more Arkansas trash!

[DETAILER]

I'm sure ya'll are just playing around - but I will have to jump in here. Being a life long resident of Louisiana, and with no special love for our over abundance of laws in the land of the Free, I will have to speak up for the Louisiana State Police. They are, in every instance I've come into contact with them (quite a few) very, very, professional, curteous, no-nonsense, common sense kind of guys. All they ask for is honesty - you try to feed them a line, you've got problems. If you're honest, they don't mind letting a little slack here and there. I've gotten off with a warning for doing something stupid, more than once.

These guys had to have done something to draw the Trooper's attention, and I'll bet he was totally professional throughout the whole encounter. 213 pounds of dope? Do not pass go, Do not collect $200 dollars.

[GabMan]

trailer full of Fritos

Is he a suspect, too?

[TheBigB]

What the Hell is Vicente Fox doing here?

[american spirit]

Play all those years in the NFL, make all that money and he's still stupid enough to do this? Webster's needs to add Nate baby as another definition for MORON.

[Tall_Texan]

Another innocent victim of our senseless War on Drugs....NOT!

[GabMan]

I would imagine that Trooper Williams conducted himself professionally and followed the letter of the law as it now stands. Just funnin'.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I am showing my age here, but who else had the Frito Bandito pencil eraser that would just rip through your school papers?

[ravingnutter]

Yeah, know what you mean...hubby got mad when I told him about the joke that was going around yesterday...

The Dallas Cowboys called the FBI because they found a suspicious white powder on the field...the FBI determined it was just the goal line...***GROAN***

[Area51]

What do you call a Dallas Cowboys team Meeting?

A Lineup!

[Liberal Classic]

Obviously a proud Libertarian and Freedom Fighter!

Go jump in the proverbial lake.

[optiguy]

It's for medicinal use. He has a cold.

You know, it could just be that he has glaucoma.(Really, really bad glaucoma)

[FreedomPoster]

It's OK, he doesn't inhale.

Also this:

Q. Four Dallas Cowboys cruising down the road. Who's driving?

A. The Texas State Patrol.

[FreeTally]

Did you hear that the Cowboys were thinking of signing William "The Refirgerator" Perry?

Since they already have a few coke machines, they thought he would fit in nicely.

[TheBigB]

Kiss my proverbial ass.

[csvset]

Nate "Puff Doobie" Newton

[GabMan]

Yes, I recall it, too. Superman couldn't have ripped that thing apart!

[Liberal Classic]

Only after you're done wiping it with the Bill of Rights.

From your profile:
PROUD DRUG WARRIOR! Extremist libertarians get on my nerves.

Any questions? ;-)

Yeah, what does it take to get you to shut up?