California Governor Jacques Clouseau - also known by his stage name Gray Davis - added to an already impressive legacy of incompetence last week when he declared that a credible threat against one or more of four specific bridges in the Golden State had been received from three different agencies. "There is no playbook," Davis asserted in his own defense. Actually, there is a playbook. There is just no quarterback.
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