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To: Slic
If it was an "olive-skinned" man in a bio-suit complete with respirator I would call the Federales. Was he in a bio-suit? You didn't say.
Why would he be in a bio-suit? What if he's one of those guys thinking if he dies for the cause he's got a fast ticket to his harem of virgins.
40 posted on 11/05/2001 4:14:59 PM PST by Texas Gal
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To: Texas Gal
Why would he be in a bio-suit?

No need if he's been vaccinated.

43 posted on 11/05/2001 4:20:18 PM PST by abner
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To: Texas Gal
What if he's one of those guys thinking if he dies for the cause he's got a fast ticket to his harem of virgins.

You're right, I didn't factor in the virgins... clearly this guy was driving around throwing handfulls of anthrax out the window. Sure the skeptics and nays-sayers will say something like "the van had an oil leak - when oil contacts a hot surface like a header or exhuast manifold it makes whispy clouds of white smoke - wind can blow this same smoke from underneath the van so that it appears to be coming from the window" -- but this is the kind of cool, clear, deductive reasoning that will get us all killed. The only thing that we can do as citizens during a crisis is panic - and now is the time to panic. The only rational thing to do in this situation is pull the terrorist from the van, knock him unconcious with a tire-iron, and call the FBI. In fact, terrorists might not just be using oil-leaking vans, so the only prudent thing to do is drag all "olive-skinned" people from their vehicles. Remember - Now is the time to panic!

92 posted on 11/05/2001 10:12:48 PM PST by Slic
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