[Doc Savage]

An AP report this morning says that a team from Afghanistan, the "Taliban Towelheads", has challenged the Diamondbacks to a best of 7 series to be played in their new Taliban "Crater Stadium" where Kabul used to be.

The "Towelheads" mascot, "Camel Dung" and the Diamondback's "Rattler" will face off in a battle to the death prior to Game One. The odds-makers in Vegas have the Rattler as a "Lock".

Fans can order their tickets through "CaveMaster" but are urged to carefully inspect any tickets received through the mail.

B-52's are scheduled to drop "fireworks" after each Diamondback homerun. President George W. Bush will throw out the ceremonial first pitch which will be attached to a Cruise Missile.

[Norb2569]

B-52's are scheduled to drop "fireworks" after each Diamondback homerun. President George W. Bush will throw out the ceremonial first pitch which will be attached to a Cruise Missile.

ROFLMAO!! Good one!!