[A Navy Vet]

"...drop some boxed California wines on Paris if you really want to get their attention."

BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!

[avg_freeper]

I say lets initiate a two pronged secret plot:

1). Replace all of their cheese with Velveeta.
2). Write over all of their Jerry Lewis tapes with Jeff Foxworthy routines.

That'll teach 'em!