Dear Dr. Barlowe: Blow it out your (obviously never-been-touched-by-a-male-of-the-species-and-probably-never-will-be) a**. Sincerely, Any Thinking American With a Semblance of a Brainoh, THAT won't make him look like a complete neanderthal, get him into more trouble, and comPLETELY screw him academically.
besides, she's divorced.
Divorced or not, I guarantee it's accurate. :)