We've just been notified by Security that 6 suspected terrorists have been working out of this office. Five of the six have been apprehended. Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Playin, and Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody.
Security advised us that they could find no one in our office who fits the description of the sixth cell member, Bin Workin. Security is confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot. You are obviously not a suspect at this time.
Thank you.
Management