Don't you know it's better that kids
don't read if it's that worldly stuff like Horny Potter! Besides the Monkey Wards catalog (which works great in the outhouse, too), the only books kids need to read are the Koran, opps I mean Bible, and the Farmer's Almanac. No telling what weird notions the young'uns'll get if you let 'em read
The Saturday Evening Post and
The American Mercury! Blasphemy! They'll soon be playing Pool! And sneaking down to the dance at the armory... Libertine Men, Scarlet Women! Ragtime! Oh, we got trouble my friends....
Or as Yogi Yorgesson put it:
I'm just a happy Nincompoop, a Nincompoop, a Jolly Nincompoop
Smart people worry when the day is done
but Nincompoops have all the fun!
Monkey Wards catalog If you allow your children to read that peice of trash you are a horrible parent and should be prevented from breeding. Don't you know that the pictures of women in their bras and panties are going to cause your children to become pornographers rivaling Larry Flynt when they grow up! They might even become rapists like Clinton!
You forgot the moving picture shows.