When you figure it out, please wiggle that nose and make those who show contempt for the Bill of Right disappear. Thanks in advance.
I don't want to do that. I foresee (thanks to my mystical powers I obtained from my nephew's Harry Potter books) a great marketing opportunity for those gullible folks. I'll draw a picture of the virgin Mary in a jar of Skippy Peanut Butter and claim it was a "miraculous" happening. They'll line up for miles to see it, and I'll charge them $50 a pop to see it.
And of course, on the way out, I'll have some commemorative plates for them to buy, too! ;-)
The profits will go to buy me some bread and some grape jelly. Yummo! :-9