[JoeMomma]

Don't read Harry Potter. That makes you a pagan!

Stay away from the Communist Manifesto. According to the crazies in here, you'll turn into a Communist.

Also stay away from reading the Koran. That makes you a Muslim.

Also stay away from reading Al Gore's Earth in the Lurch. That'll make you boring. ;-)

Also avoid Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged. That'll make you an atheistic libertarian type.

[matthew7.13]

You think that up all by yourself?

[.38sw]

Well, it's kinda too late. I already read "Atlas Shrugged". I might as well finish the job, eh?

[Ward Smythe]

Remind me not to pick up a copy of my wife's Today's Woman...