[Doohickey]

It's a bird. Larger than average. Large hooked beak. Sharp claws. And get this: It's not really bald. I really just has white feathers on it's head!

[not-an-ostrich]

Oh come on. It was a logical question from someone who doesn't watch baseball and didn't know the Yankees have a trained bald eagle. A Bald Eagle threw me. A bald eagle I would have guessed what it meant.