"On September 11th, some Arab muslims murdered thousands of wholly innocent people and destroyed billions of dollars worth of property. We're not really sure who was behind it, and we haven't yet harmed a hair on the heads of those we think were behind it. BUT, DAMMIT, WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING! LOOK AT THAT FIREBALL! THINK OF THOSE MOURNING FAMILIES! WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING! ANYWAY, AFGHAN TODDLERS DIDN'T HAVE MUCH TO LIVE FOR ANYWAY! WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING! LET'S ROLL!"