Speaking of Stormin' Norman- did you ever hear the good General tell the story about how he used dishwashing detergent instead of dishwasher detergent in the dishwasher and how the resulting soapsuds flooded his kitchen? Tough on scum and tough on the kitchen. LOL!
I'll bet his wife chooses to do the dishes, now, that clever man.
Our tough guys are asking for he-man food? Does the Canteen have a barbecue grill out back? I'll provide the imaginary steaks and ribs - even throw in a whole hog. It's a glorious Fall evening for a Taliban pig roast. (@:
(And this is for real folks,,,, I've been off cigarettes for about 8 wks due to back surgery,,,, BUT, I found a partial pack of cigs in a coat pocket today,,,,, I admit to "sneaking" 2 of them this afternoon outside on the back steps)
My liquor cabinet is sort of sparce,,,, there's some Gin, Vodka, CC and then there's those brown long necks for the younger folks,,, they tend to like the beer. I've got some of that "Goop Dip" over there in a crock pot,,, it really looks gross, but the guys seem to love it with their drinks. So dig right in,,, we'll have those ribs and steaks off the grill soon. (I guess in cyberland you can dig a pit to roast a hog and have it ready in 10 minutes, can't you?) The hog will be done shortly, too.
I love the Schwartzkopf story. ha ha ha ha hahaaaaa