[Sabertooth]

They collected in the town square of Lagharay in the Bajaur tribal area, about four miles from the border, to hear religious speakers exhort them to do their duty for Islam. "We must protect our brother Muslims," said one. "This is the first of the Muslim armies."

Indeed.

[Victoria Delsoul]

One of its posters credits villagers from Bajaur with having "raised 40 kilos of gold, 66 kilos of silver, 2,583 wrist watches, 110 rifles, 25 pistols, innumerable bullets, 75 horses, 1,200 chickens and five trucks of blankets and pillows".

Well, you know… if bullets don't do the job, they can always go after our soldiers with chickens and pillows.