Seems to me there haven't been that many really big terrorist attacks and at least 2 were by white guys

Not recently, nope. The terrorist du jour is Middle Eastern, male, swarthy, often heard reciting "Allahu Ahkbar!"

No, the smart money today says watch out for Middle Eastern types.

But we'll rouse you when the terrorist du jour is a tow-headed Norwegian.

But we'll rouse you when the terrorist du jour is a tow-headed Norwegian.

That's it! A coordinated yodel attack! That'll make us run for the hills quicker than any old anthrax!

The Terrorist du Jour

American Airlines #11
Boeing 767
7:45 a.m. Departed Boston for Los Angeles
8:45 a.m. Crashed into North Tower of World Trade Center

Satam M. A. Al Suqami

Waleed M. Alshehri

Wail M. Alshehri

Mohamed Atta

Abdulaziz Alomari

American Airlines #77
Boeing 757
8:10 a.m. Departed Dulles for Los Angeles
9:39 a.m. Crashed into Pentagon

Khalid Almihdhar

Majed Moqed

Nawaf Alhazmi

Salem Alhazmi

Hani Hanjour

United Airlines #93
Boeing 757
8:42 a.m. Departed Newark for San Francisco
10:03 a.m. Crashed in Stony Creek Township

Saeed Alghamdi

Ahmad Ibrahim A. Al Haznawi

Ahmed Alnami

Ziad Samir Jarrah

United Airlines #175
Boeing 767
7:58 a.m. Departed Boston for Los Angeles
9:05 a.m. Crashed into South Tower of World Trade Center

Marwan Al-Shehhi

Fayez Rashid Ahmed Hassan Al Qadi Banihammad

Ahmed Alghamdi

Hamza Alghamdi

Mohand Alshehri